ALL INFESTATIONS, LIKE STORIES, HAVE BEGINNINGS, MIDDLES, AND ENDS…
And nothing says good service better than saying, “The End.”
HERE’S OUR ACTION-PACKED STORYLINES
(AND THEIR PRICES):
(A) EXCLUSION BASED RODENT CONTROL
(B) BEDBUG ELIMINATIONS AND OTHER BUG HUNTS
(C) SAVE THE SQUIRRELS (AND OTHER WILDLIFE)!
IF YOU’RE EXPERIENCING AN INFESTATION (and you’re tired of THE OLD INDUSTRY HUSTLES), OUR HUMAN HOST JAKE IS STANDING BY: (971) 337-4037
“Welcome to The Future of Pest Control!”
WILDERNESS SECURITY GUIDE
“All my wilderness creature friends draw The Magic Line around their homes. The best territories send the clearest signals.”
TARGET PEST: RODENTS AND WILDLIFE
“I hunt and kill bugs where they live, eyes to eyes, with honor.”
TARGET PEST: BUGS
“All infestations begin and end with the effective control of the stories at the heart of The Action.”
TARGET PEST: HUMANS
OUR FEATURED SERVICE STORIES
Service Story #234: The Adventures of Ratty Claws, Episode 2
What do you do when Santa has a senior moment and accidentally drops an unwanted gift down your chimney? Produced for Mary and Ian of Gresham, Oregon in late December 2020 I'm Wilderness Security Guide, the Environmental Control Operator for Storysold: Pest Control,...
Season 1 Honorable Mentions: Service Stories We Should Have Written But Didn’t Because We’re Lazy
A) Number One - THE STORYLINE: My first customer ever was David Hong, the owner of a longtime fast food restaurant on Division St in Portland. I did an ant service for him inside and out. David also hired Pest Predator to do his first Storysold:...
Service Story #145: Hunting Rats Organically at Home
SOME HUMANS GO HOME TO KIDS, CHORES, AND A DESK FULL OF BILLS. OUR HUMAN HOST AND FARMER EMILY HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND CHICKENS TO FEED WHEN THEY GET HOME, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS. THEY HAVE RATS AND VOLES TO HUNT IN THE OPEN FIELD... In the days before STORYSOLD: Pest...
Service Stories #83, #84, #85: Save the Squirrels! (Part Two)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SERVICE STORY (REVIEWED ON THUMBTACK) "Jake was great! Amazing service, incredibly responsive and awesome quality of work. We had a huge project and he approached it with positivity and creativity. I would truly recommend him to anyone. On top of that he...
Service Story #53: The Heroes of Slumberland, Episode 2 (Hoarders, The Eviction Business, and the American Dream)
THE NAMES OF THE HUMANS IN THIS SERVICE STORY HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT. ALL PHOTOS ARE DIGITALLY GENERATED TO REPRESENT WHAT THE ACTION WOULD LOOK LIKE IF YOU WERE THERE. Before Portland was a glimmer in some long forgotten timber baron's eye, gangs...
Service Story #29: Church Mice
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SERVICE STORY (Reviewed on Home Advisor) "Working with Storysold was a dream. We had a huge undertaking with almost 40,000 sq ft between two properties! With both buildings being over 100 years old keeping critters out is difficult and the previous tenants...
Service Story #4: The Quest for The End Begins
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SERVICE STORY (Reviewed on Home Advisor) "Truly, I can't say enough about this team! They are so professional, trustworthy, and for the very first time in a long time I feel that they aren t here for 1/2 hour only to run off to the next job site! Jake (I...
Service Story #42: Adventures of Ratty Claws, Episode 1 – The Pilot
"I know they have problems with rats...and they do too [pointing to both sides of his house]," the neighbor said. "I don't have a problem with rats. If I did see one, I'd invite them to sit with me and watch the television." Produced on Dec 17, 29, 30; Jan 2, 7, and...
Service Stories #39, #43, #49, #50, #51, #52: Save the Squirrels! (Part One)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SERVICE STORY (REVIEWED ON THUMBTACK) "I contacted Storysold to get some squirrels out of the narrow crawlspace above our loft. I was very impressed with the creativity they used to fashion a one-way vent in a tough-to-reach spot under the roof peak. They...
Service Story #37: Treating the Orkin Man
Produced on Nov 30 and Dec 6 in Vancouver, WA By Chessjuan and Danielle M. "So they're already spraying for bugs and trying to sell you a clean out before they solved the rat problem you called about?" "Yeah, like I said.." Chess laughed. "They're horrible." I am...