(A) THE KILLER BEDBUG HUNT
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Profile
His Pitch: | “I don’t eat my kills. I feed them to the earth, and the earth feeds me. Good blood makes the grass grow, but bad blood spoils dinner.” |
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Hit List | Bedbugs, roof/Norway rats, house/field mice, voles, cockroaches, carpenter ants, spiders, wasps, yellow jackets, and hornets. |
Supereconomic Powers: | Heightened predatory instincts that humans often confuse for ADHD and autism. |
Character Flaws: | Memory loss due to pesticide exposure. |
Competition: | “Killer 10” transnational generic giants like Orkin, Terminix, Rentokil, and Ecolab. |
Rooms in Home | one room, 2 rooms, 3 rooms, 4 rooms, 5 rooms, 6 rooms, 7 rooms, 8 rooms |
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