Service Story #234: The Adventures of Ratty Claws, Episode 2
What do you do when Santa has a senior moment and accidentally drops an unwanted gift down your chimney? Produced for Mary and Ian of Gresham, Oregon in late December 2020 I'm Wilderness Security Guide, the Environmental Control Operator for Storysold: Pest Control,...
Season 1 Honorable Mentions: Service Stories We Should Have Written But Didn’t Because We’re Lazy
A) Number One - THE STORYLINE: My first customer ever was David Hong, the owner of a longtime fast food restaurant on Division St in Portland. I did an ant service for him inside and out. David also hired Pest Predator to do his first Storysold:...
Service Story #145: Hunting Rats Organically at Home
SOME HUMANS GO HOME TO KIDS, CHORES, AND A DESK FULL OF BILLS. OUR HUMAN HOST AND FARMER EMILY HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND CHICKENS TO FEED WHEN THEY GET HOME, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE KIDS. THEY HAVE RATS AND VOLES TO HUNT IN THE OPEN FIELD... In the days before STORYSOLD: Pest...
Service Stories #83, #84, #85: Save the Squirrels! (Part Two)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SERVICE STORY (REVIEWED ON THUMBTACK) "Jake was great! Amazing service, incredibly responsive and awesome quality of work. We had a huge project and he approached it with positivity and creativity. I would truly recommend him to anyone. On top of that he...
Service Story #53: The Heroes of Slumberland, Episode 2 (Hoarders, The Eviction Business, and the American Dream)
THE NAMES OF THE HUMANS IN THIS SERVICE STORY HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT. ALL PHOTOS ARE DIGITALLY GENERATED TO REPRESENT WHAT THE ACTION WOULD LOOK LIKE IF YOU WERE THERE. Before Portland was a glimmer in some long forgotten timber baron's eye, gangs...
Service Story #29: Church Mice
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SERVICE STORY (Reviewed on Home Advisor) "Working with Storysold was a dream. We had a huge undertaking with almost 40,000 sq ft between two properties! With both buildings being over 100 years old keeping critters out is difficult and the previous tenants...
Service Story #4: The Quest for The End Begins
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SERVICE STORY (Reviewed on Home Advisor) "Truly, I can't say enough about this team! They are so professional, trustworthy, and for the very first time in a long time I feel that they aren t here for 1/2 hour only to run off to the next job site! Jake (I...
Service Story #42: Adventures of Ratty Claws, Episode 1 – The Pilot
"I know they have problems with rats...and they do too [pointing to both sides of his house]," the neighbor said. "I don't have a problem with rats. If I did see one, I'd invite them to sit with me and watch the television." Produced on Dec 17, 29, 30; Jan 2, 7, and...
Service Stories #39, #43, #49, #50, #51, #52: Save the Squirrels! (Part One)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ SERVICE STORY (REVIEWED ON THUMBTACK) "I contacted Storysold to get some squirrels out of the narrow crawlspace above our loft. I was very impressed with the creativity they used to fashion a one-way vent in a tough-to-reach spot under the roof peak. They...
Service Story #37: Treating the Orkin Man
Produced on Nov 30 and Dec 6 in Vancouver, WA By Chessjuan and Danielle M. "So they're already spraying for bugs and trying to sell you a clean out before they solved the rat problem you called about?" "Yeah, like I said.." Chess laughed. "They're horrible." I am...
Service Story #89: The Chicken Loving Neighbor
RATS DON'T RESPECT THE WALLS WE BUILD BETWEEN OUR HOMES. OFTEN ONE NEIGHBOR WILL SUPPLY THE FOOD SOURCE, WHILE THE OTHER SUPPLIES THE NEST. RATS LOVE THIS STORYLINE, BECAUSE THEY KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF HUMANS WHO DON'T RESPECT THEIR NEIGHBORS... PRODUCED FOR KIM P....
Service Story #91: The Ant Show, Episode 1 – An Intro to Nasty Antsis
by Bookmaker Jake THIS SERVICE STORY IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE CLEAN PEOPLE OF PORTLAND WHO SUFFER FROM ANTSIS. PRODUCED BY ANGELA AND JEFF OF MONTEVILLA Angela and Jeff live in Montevilla, a humble shire set in the shadow of Mt. Tabor and the not so humble wilderness...
Service Story #24: Hagrid’s Cabin
PRODUCED FOR ANNA AT HAGRID'S CABIN, AN AIRBNB THAT WE'VE SERVED SINCE AUGUST 21, 2019. "High on Larch Mt., overlooking The Columbia River that once brought the first invasive humans to Oregon, there stood a cabin so wild and beautiful it broke reality, beyond The...
Service Story #20: The Owl Project
THE FOLLOWING SERVICE STORY WAS ONE OF OUR FIRST EPIC EXCLUSIONS THAT KICKED THE OLD INDUSTRY SCRPT. Produced for Summer L. in Portland, OR When I met Summer that day, I didn’t tell her the truth. Not too unlike an employee working for a company, I didn’t...